Canon Wars is Scott A. Monett’s mock-epic record of real AI failures — told with a straight face, steampunk polish, and a lesson at the end. Comedy is the vehicle; truth is the cargo.
This Cloudflare edition is under active visual commissioning. Editorial pages that still read thin are placeholders on purpose — the shell is being brought to publication standard before we fill every drawer.
Start with the dispatches. If you came for the founding mess, begin with the Canon Wars dispatch itself.